Anonymous asked:

So how many of those foreigners did u sleep with?

fins-for-legs Answer:

Fucking none you asshat.

HOLY SHIT TONIGHT WAS AMAZING


BUT OF COURSE HE HAS TO GO BACK TO EUROPE :( UGH

me: hey google what's up

google: did you mean the stratosphere?

me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?